I love my friends.
Thanks to a shipping error I am now overstocked on wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube men, and I am passing the savings on to *you*! Attract customers to your business, make a splash at your next presentation, keep grandma company, protect your crops, confuse your neighbours! African…
My mom was looking for some cocoa butter lotion, but we couldn’t find it, so she asked the lady working there.
Here’s what my mom said:
“Hi! we’re looking for some of that… oh… what’s it called. That creme African American people put on their skin?”
And I just look at her like
It hit her hard when we walked outside and she realized what she said LOL.
Peter: “You know how much you always wanted a diamond wedding ring?”
Lois: *Gasp* “Oh my god Peter!”
Peter: “That’s right, I bought a horse!”
All the little boy was going to ask Santa for was his father to come back from Iraq. Little did he know, his wish would come true and his father was right behind Santa.
Me: my knees really hurt. Josh: why? Me: because I was on them all day. Josh: wait, what? Me: I MEAN I WAS ON MY FEET ALL DAY!
Wow. Haven’t laughed that hard in a long time.
You know what I’ve been doing this past weekend now that Josh has a second job and works all weekend? Hanging out with my parents. How lame.
I’m going to be by myself a lot more now that Josh will be working his second job right after his full time job.
So I either need to do 1 of 2 things. Get a second job or hang out with people.
It makes me feel like no one likes me when I don’t get asked to hang out with others. And when I do, they feel like they HAVE to because the person they’re inviting, is right there beside me or I’m in hearing distance. It makes me very sad actually.
I don’t have anyone anymore.